As I write this, the people I respect are the people who post saying, 'I just had surgery today~'... I had
surgery yesterday and thought I was going to die... Seeing that I'm still alive, I guess I'm okay... Sigh...
Anyway . Yesterday morning, I took a taxi and arrived at the hospital. It felt great until then. For some reason, I was excited(?) about having surgery, but at the same time, I was scared..
Nurse Sam disinfected my nose with a simple spray of medicine and asked me if I was ready.. (He asked me with his eyes wide open, so I got scared for a moment. It's not like I came here to do some kind of organ transaction ㅡ,.ㅡ;;)
I changed my clothes into surgical clothes and entered the operating room. Putting on the surgical gown made me feel like I was going to a sauna... As
soon as I lay down in the operating room, the anesthesiologist asked me a lot of questions... It seemed like he was talking a lot to make me feel comfortable...
And he said it would sting a little and he let me go for sedative anesthesia. It was an intravenous gel.. Then he asked me how much I could drink. At that moment, he asked, "Would you like to have a drink after this?" and he calmly replied, "I've had three bottles of soju."
Then, he said, "Then you'll need to be under strong(?) anesthesia," and put a yellow injection into the intravenous gel.
And while he was caressing my chest (hux, the atmosphere is strange!!!), he attached a dung bead to me... (yes... a white dung bead that checks my heartbeat!!!)
I remember up to that point, and then suddenly. When I opened my eyes, I felt like I was in a recovery room... After
reading other people's posts, I thought I would at least explore space, but I couldn't even dream and my brain was powering out and coming back on... It
's not like some kind of broken toad's nest... Anyway, when I opened my eyes, I was given a glucose IV in one arm. The first one? In charge? (I didn't go to elementary school well ㅡ,.ㅡ)..
But I couldn't rest so much... I sang a song saying I couldn't rest (Could it be possible to sing in that situation? Ah~~ Shhh Maa~ Ryeo~ ~~ ^^)
I politely told the nurse... I wanted to go to the bathroom and she said I could go, so I tried to get up...
At that moment, I felt like I was in the 5th grade of elementary school, and since I realized that the Earth is spinning, I've been doing it again and again. I once believed that the Earth would never deceive me, but this time, the entire hospital room spun at a speed of about 200 kilometers per hour.
And as I fell helplessly on the bed, I cried out one word. “Please just give me a two-poon.” Why did the word “two-poon” come out? I'm not sure, but he gave me a similar gourd bottle that looked like a plastic bottle.
But when I lay down and tried to relax while feeling half-asleep and straining my lower abdomen, nothing came out. I just farted helplessly. But I didn't feel embarrassed because I was under anesthesia. ..
As expected, people become braver when they are drunk or sick... I just endured it.. Maybe 20 minutes passed.. I really wanted to go to the bathroom, so I stood up by myself..
I was strong.. and ran to the bathroom.. However, my brain suddenly detected foreign substances coming out of the pump container connected to the esophagus in 0.01 seconds, and countless thoughts came and went in the 0.2 seconds between entering the bathroom...
Is it a sink? Or is it a toilet? And the brain's intuitive judgment asked me a question... "If I vomit into the toilet, won't it splash and splash like it does when I have diarrhea???" "I haven't eaten anything, so there's nothing to block, right? Let's just use the sink..
" Ugh, crunch, crack... A loud crunching sound and a cooing sound filled the bathroom, but what came out of the sink was nothing more than phlegm... ㅡ,. ㅡ
It's okay if it's just once, but I did it dozens of times in a row. All I got was a nosebleed... ㅡ,.- I thought I was going to die..
Maybe the anesthetic was too strong.. I was carrying a heavy body.. They gave me clothes. After changing my clothes and leaving the operating room, the nurse said one thing... “Are you going?” Samsik said, “Yes.” The nurse said, “Goodbye~” Samsik said, “Baiyo.”
After saying such meaningless greetings, I got on the elevator. But why is this damn elevator made by the law of gravitation? It seems like I’m going down with confidence. It seemed like it was going up.. Wow, once again a time of frustration and absurdity surrounded the surroundings.
People were dodging about 2 meters in front of that small space... Of course, there was only a sound, but nothing came out... So I glared at them and tried to laugh... but I didn't have any strength, so I was afraid of being hit to death, so I stood up straight and pretended nothing had happened. I was so distracted waiting for a taxi to call at the fountain in front of the building ...
I kept trying to talk to myself...
"Samsik, come to your senses... you need to come to your senses..." I was muttering because I couldn't stand alone and someone would throw me a coin. Even to me, he looked pitiful, but no one cared..
Just then, a taxi was full for me.. so I jumped in and got into it.. and said, “Hotel XX”.. I lived in the countryside, so I went to Seoul alone and made a big mistake...
As I was groaning next to him, the driver asked... "Does it hurt a lot?" Samsik said, “It doesn’t hurt.. wow.” The man was startled and asked, “Are you okay?” Of course, there was no vomiting..
Her mother said she suffered from severe morning sickness when she gave birth to me. I thought it was like this when women get morning sickness. We arrived at the dorm before we knew it.
I quickly avoided the crowd and headed to the elevator. This time, I was alone in the elevator, so I was able to cry to my heart's content... hehe~ (I feel stupid...)
Anyway, the moment I opened the hotel door... I thought this wasn't the case this time. Let's go... Blood, anesthetics, and stone came out all at once...
I did that 3 times... As soon as I came out of the bathroom... I fell onto the bed... And slept for a while... But I still felt dizzy and didn't feel well... I had a glass of water.
And then I slept again... But... I suddenly felt like I needed to rest, so I headed to the bathroom...
And at the same time as I was resting... I lived, I lived... I was so drunk that I went up and down separately the next day, but both of them happened at once. It's the first time I've seen it come out...
I was vomiting while vomiting and it wasn't funny... Anyway, I got rid of it and laid down on the bed... And I muttered something to myself... "I just got back from surgery today at Seongyesa~" The person who posted, Who is it...
"A world leader??? Or a computer master who can type on the keyboard unconsciously??? He put on a show (in 1996, there was a program called 'With a Laughter' among MBC's entertainment programs ㅡ,.ㅡ). I don't know...
Anyway, the next day, I woke up with a fever. I went to the hospital early in the morning to pull out the hose I had put on my ear to keep the blood from clotting.
I was so dizzy... and my stomach hurt... I really thought I wanted to die. I heard...
The first thing the doctor said when he saw me sitting in the hospital room in the morning was "Where does it hurt?" It looks like it hurts.." Wow.. Teacher, you really don't remember me? It's me.. Samsik had surgery yesterday.." I wanted to say, but I calmly said, "I have a bit of a fever.." But
... they said it shouldn't happen if I have a fever... and what if it's a side effect... But even if it's a side effect, they say I'll get a fever and my nose will get red about 3 days after the surgery... so I think it's just body aches. And... I suddenly got scared, so I asked...
"Then... if it's a side effect, I have to take it all out??? Yes?" The doctor said, “Where is the dog? It’s everything. It’s your body.” ㅡ,.ㅡ
I haven’t had a very nutritious conversation since the morning.. I heard that I couldn’t even eat because my stomach wasn’t feeling well, so I asked them to put an antiseptic in the glucose and give me an intravascular injection. It
seemed like I was going to live about 2% after getting that shot. By the time it was over, it was already past 12 o'clock. So I hurriedly left the hospital before the traffic got in, got in the car, and drove home.
I was driving in that state of mind and thought I was going to die. I saw two lanes, and the brake light of the car in front went off... After many twists and turns, I arrived home, left my luggage in a mess, and fell down helplessly on the bed.
And when I woke up... it was now... The photo looked a bit like a human figure. I'll post it when I get it... Right now, I look like a chimpanzee that ran away after being beaten by its owner... (How did it come to be... ㅡ,.ㅡ)
As expected... plastic surgery is not for just anyone... I'm trying to become pretty and end up catching people. I guess...
Anyway... I would like to say something to those of you who are reading this and are planning to get plastic surgery. Because we don't... We'll have to go through more hardships when we're older, so let's be confident with that strength we had when we were young... Let's go~~ Fighting."
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